ethereum

Aug 27, 2025 1 min read

The only thing weaker than the…

The only thing weaker than the Euro itself might be a Digital Euro run on #Ethereum or #Solana. Absolute clowns 🤡…

Aug 27, 2025 1 min read

Nurse: Welcome back, you’ve been…

Nurse: Welcome back, you’ve been in a come since 2021. Patient: Can’t wait to check my #Ethereum bag which I bought for $4800 per coin four years ago.…

Jul 30, 2025 1 min read

Here we go again. Scammers are…

Here we go again. Scammers are out here pushing #Ethereum. I’m just glad #Bitcoin has no co-founder pumping their own pre-mined bags. Just don’t buy Shitcoins.…

Jul 02, 2025 1 min read

POV: People who held #Ethereum since…

POV: People who held #Ethereum since 2020. #Bitcoin fixes this.…

Jun 22, 2025 1 min read

November 2022:

November 2022: #Bitcoin $16k | #Ethereum $2300 June 2025: #Bitcoin $102k | #Ethereum $2300 Don’t do Shitcoins.…

Jun 19, 2025 1 min read

And #Ethereum still down, LOL.

And #Ethereum still down, LOL.…

Jun 12, 2025 1 min read

#Ethereum is the mother asshole from…

#Ethereum is the mother asshole from which all other Shitcoins sprang into existence.…

Jun 12, 2025 1 min read

Over the past two years #Bitcoin…

Over the past two years #Bitcoin outperformed everything else. #Ethereum Took a Different Route. 💀…

May 10, 2025 1 min read

Buy #Ethereum or give a concert…

Buy #Ethereum or give a concert in front of 10k people. Me:…

Apr 28, 2025 1 min read

Welcome to the club. #Ethereum

Welcome to the club. #Ethereum…

Apr 22, 2025 1 min read

ALERT: #Ethereum At Final Support — If…

ALERT: #Ethereum At Final Support — If RECTUM Breaks, It’s Full On Penetration by #Bitcoin. The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed. 💀…

Apr 17, 2025 1 min read

It’s 2050 and #Ethereum finally…

It’s 2050 and #Ethereum finally broke $2k. Etherians: „It’s finally happening.“…

Apr 17, 2025 1 min read

BREAKING: New #Ethereum Logo revealed.

BREAKING: New #Ethereum Logo revealed.…

Apr 13, 2025 1 min read

The #Ethereum / #Bitcoin Flippening. F*CKING…

The #Ethereum / #Bitcoin Flippening. F*CKING BEAUTIFUL.…

Apr 10, 2025 1 min read

ALERT: #Ethereum’s erectile dysfunction is…

ALERT: #Ethereum’s erectile dysfunction is getting worse. We are about to break the acorn!…

Apr 08, 2025 1 min read

IPhone to 5K before #Ethereum. 🤝

IPhone to 5K before #Ethereum. 🤝…

Mar 21, 2025 1 min read

BREAKING: Not even KIM JONG UN…

BREAKING: Not even KIM JONG UN wants to hold #Ethereum. 💀…

Mar 17, 2025 1 min read

FEELING LOST? Someone HODLed #Ethereum for…

FEELING LOST? Someone HODLed #Ethereum for 3 years just to see it drop by 80%.…

Mar 13, 2025 1 min read

POV: Bro bought #Ethereum at $4k.

POV: Bro bought #Ethereum at $4k.…

Mar 01, 2025 1 min read

Wen #Ethereum / #Bitcoin flippening? 💀🤡

Wen #Ethereum / #Bitcoin flippening? 💀🤡…